Breaking News about the Shoes thrown at Bush!!!!

Shoes thrown by Lashkar-e-tayyiba trained Iraqi journalist at George Bush have been linked to Pakistan, made in secret LeT factory in Muridke and smuggled out by Dawood Ibrahim. Hides were collected and animals slaughtered by Ajmal Qasab last year. Factory established by ISI, funded by saudis through alqaida net work and handled by local talibans of TTP. Government of Pakistan is certainly not involved

"It is clearly the job of non state actors" - Shireen Rehman

USA is thinking about attacking and destroying Pakistan's shoe assets citing national security interests! 

"Smelly shoes are the new WMD" - Dick Cheny

"We must develop such shoes for our security" - Hugo Chavez

"Pakistan has been doing shoe enrichment. If these fall into the hands of terrorists they can throw smelly shoes at our embassies, paralyzing out staff" - Condoleza Rice

"A show is the worst enemy, of a true democracy loving people" - George W Bush

"The shoe-strike was planned by Israeli agents to fake a threat and give USA a reason to stay in Iraq" - Mahmud Ahmadinejad